Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself
And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.
write a book
- (via taecutie)
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
do not call me daddy in bed. i have had beers with your father. he is a nice man. do not get me involved.
eat your favorite fruit while you sit on my face
- Katey Chrest (via acidicmoons)
- (via hopelesslyhealing)